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Dear Diary,

Today Tinka and I got a new roommate. Her name is Odie. A little rough around the edges, but since she's got a really cool record collection, I think we'll keep her. I am calling a meeting of the D.A.R. This is probably the most important issue we have ever discussed: getting rid of our really gross teacher, Mr. Dewey. I'm sure he was staring at Tinka the entire class yesterday. When he touches your shoulder, it makes your skin crawl. The grossest thing I could ever imagine is Mr. Dewey naked. I wish he'd just flake off! I have to think of something fast!